Ideal Woman by snarkycards

6,00 USD

I am a woman. I mean, I figured you proly understood that currently. And I do not suggest & quot; & quot; Lady & quot;, like you know, with decorum and shit. I indicate I have a Vaginal area. Perhaps I need to simply state Vagina instead of Woman. It’s less complicated.
And I want to hear that stated Vagina is appreciated by anybody who is lucky enough to get inside it.
So, I made this card so that you can remind the Vaginal area of your dreams that you are grateful for the sexy time you get with her.
I hope this gets you even more hot time with the Vagina of your dreams!

Love,
Alisa
PS: The Second image gives you the naughty text. Etsy likes me to keep the very first pic clean.
Likewise: Keep in mind! Snarky Cards are Post-Cards. They’ve got very images hand-painted (by me, Alisa) on both sides, and the words are written with my Smith-Carona: Bob.